I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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