He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
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