Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
I fear hooking up with people who have white pillowcases because my guyliner always smears on it and i either have to A. sneak out in the night or B. wash it and see them again
There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
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worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
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It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
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