Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
he told me I talked like a deaf person
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
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dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
I just threw up in the bathroom next to the zebra exhibit. The kids don't know I skipped a beat. Best nanny, ever.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
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I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
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