Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
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As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
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just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
me + whiskey = a bad person
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
My life is pants optional.
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