redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
Randomize
