I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
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