remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
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