she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
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I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
Febreezed myself at a stop light on the way to the IRS office. Judgmental glare from some old lady in the car next to me, thumbs up from her husband.
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
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i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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