I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
Randomize
