Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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