My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
Randomize
