so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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