Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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