Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
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I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
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he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
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