watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
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it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
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He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
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