The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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