Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
I feel like abortions should bother me more
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
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