Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
she wants to wait til the kids are asleep so im just shotgunning the parents beers in the pillow fort. I love fucking babysitters
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
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I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
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