Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
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It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
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You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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