Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
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