I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
Randomize
