I want to stick my p in your. b.
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
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