things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
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