He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
between my moustache and how drunk I am it will be a miracle if I get laid tonight.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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