Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
I'm sun burnt so instead of getting drunk and trying to sleep with you, how about we get naked and you scratch my body and rub lotion on me while I rub one out?
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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