i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
Randomize
