one two three fourrrrnication!
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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