is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
Randomize
