when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
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Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
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I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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