Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
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Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
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Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
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