I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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