I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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