no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I don't understand how he can't hear himself snoring, but he'll wake up to me sneaking m&m's from my junk food stash beside the bed...
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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