well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
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