I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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