goodnight i made you a song goodbye
I bet he comes in French.
im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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