He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
Randomize
