try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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