how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
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Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
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So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
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