i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
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