Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
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