I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
Randomize
