all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
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It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
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