I wanna passion pit in your ass
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
It was confusing and full of hummus
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
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