Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
Drunk
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Fucaerrrrr
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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