kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
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He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
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I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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