69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
My dog fell asleep in his puke last night. He's only 5 weeks old and has more in common with my friends than I do.
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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