You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
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What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
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I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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