she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
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dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
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Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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