I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
he said he wanted to butter my pancake. i thought it was sexual, but he went downstairs and made pancakes. i need to stop dating fat guys.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
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