actually, I'm a sock model
Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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