alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
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I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
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Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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