Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
Dude, seriously, fucking stop introducing me as "Thomas, with the dick piercing." you are the worst wingman ever.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
Randomize
