Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
My bed smells like the plague
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
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