he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
home. puking in laundry basket.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
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