Fine. I'll sleep in my office
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
while you were getting the key to the dorm from the lobby i was giving a drunk monolog to the security camera about my life
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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