Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
Why is the toilet broken? Why did I wake up naked in the shower, hugging a bath mat? WHY IS THE TOILET BROKEN?
Is it just clogged or something?
No! There are actual chunks of toilet on the floor.
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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