We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
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its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
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Sitting in airport bathroom. Guy walks into toilet next to me and announces "I want to apologize to the entire airport for what I'm about to do"
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
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